A brief synopsis of the elements in Star
Signs, followed by each individual Star Sign. Traditional
descriptions can be thrown out of the window!
EARTH SIGNS – TAURUS – VIRGO –
Earth represents all that is of value, money, precious metals
and gems, property and ownership etc. The Earth Signs are
money grabbing, calculating and critical. They need material
wealth, and will do almost anything to acquire it. They love
to criticize others and never see fault in themselves….
AIR SIGNS – GEMINI – LIBRA – AQUARIUS
Air Signs are the procrastinators of the Signs. They are
unable to stick with one idea, constantly changing their opinions
and ideas, so never really getting anything done. These Air-heads
are fickle and too changeable, for most mortal souls. They
pretend to be intellectual, yet are merely control freaks.
FIRE SIGNS – ARIES – LEO – SAGITTARIUS
As Fire is obviously connected to the Sun, these signs truly
believe that the world revolves around them. They pursue life
with force, intimidating all that gets in their way. Self-centered
and obnoxious, these signs rule the universe…..
WATER SIGNS – CANCER – SCORPIO –
Here we experience the wet, drippy people! Manipulative and
moody, they will attempt to achieve their own emotional gratification
through blackmail. These are the ‘luvvy-dovey’
sick buckets of the Signs. Avoid the tidal waves and the drips
at all costs.
THE INDIVIDUAL SIGNS
ARIES – The head-butting Butt-Heads.
These are the juveniles of the star signs, the temper tantrum
kids. Treat them like a two year old, who constantly wants
his/her own way. Use reverse psychology, lavish with attention
and praise only if you want to win an Aries, but always remember
their motor-mouth will always find trouble for them. If your
conversation does not include “I” or “me”,
then don’t expect the Aries to listen. They are arrogant
like no other, scorn on others’ advice, and their way
is the only way!
TAURUS – The raging Bull that’s
full of Bull! These are the ‘gluts’ of the star
signs. They pretend to be experts with lavish tastes, but
are really greedy in every sense of the word. The Taurean
is opinionated and will not change that belief, nor will they
change their ways. This is the stubborn miser with a weight
problem. To win a Taurean over, it’s simple –
feed them, stroke them behind the ears (watching for their
horn), and beware their need for possessions, sex, luxury
and, of course, more food!
GEMINI – The double star sign, double
the trouble and double standards! The teenager who demands
freedom from parental control and structure. When in company,
make sure that you aren’t being used as entertainment
for the restless Gemini. To win a Gemini over, never discuss
the ‘big stuff’, but allow them to tell you all
about their day, from a number of different perspectives.
Treat them without reverence, and avoid making them anxious.
The key to remember with the Twin star sign, is ‘rest
CANCER – The crabby moody buggers!
Emotional manipulators and creators of the ‘Victim Syndrome’.
Described as home-loving and domestic, but really too frightened
to go too far from home. Sensitive, supportive and caring?
Closer to boring, with no life, so has to be nosey and get
involved with the lives of others. Be aware that when Cancer
scuttles off, grabbing everything that they own, they are
not defeated! They merely plot and plan for their return,
and your demise. Possessive, touchy and dangerous when in
LEO – The obnoxious and attention
grabbing tyrants! These Jungle Rulers can be loud, brash and
in your face; or quiet, dignified and smart. However, do not
be fooled into thinking that they are shy or frightened of
anything. If you attempt to win a Leo over, tread carefully,
they bite as well as roar. Flatter them, and agree with everything
that they say, become a ‘hanger on’, and you will
be with them until you can stand them no longer. They will
always take top position at a table, be the centre of attention,
and be the loudest in the room, until the time comes to pay
a bill. Always allow them to hold court in a regal way, and
never disagree with them, unless you want to be banished from
VIRGO – Apparently the sign of the
‘virgin’! More like a fortress! They are supposed
to be the rational and analytical star sign of the zodiac,
but a more accurate description would be obsessive, unemotional,
critical and in dire need of therapy. If you want to win a
Virgo over, you need to blast down their walls, and then deal
with the number crunching machine that waits wallowing in
isolation. You will need to fit in with their little intellectual
compartments, all neat and tidy, and in company – always
be the even number! If you are striving for perfection, then
this is the sign to have around as a friend, they are constantly
nit-picking others, as a mask to hide the failure of living
up to their own standards.
LIBRA – Here we find the eternal diplomat
– or more accurately the professional ‘yes-person’.
Whilst trying to appear balanced and intellectual, they display
no real independent thought, but will happily go along with
the status quo, however bad things are. This amusing, charismatic
and charming star sign is vain, illogical and a ditherer.
To win them over, flatter them, show nothing but impeccable
manners, and never ever force them into making a decision
for themselves. If they can yank themselves away from the
mirror long enough, you will find a thought thief, who steals
ideas from everyone else, as they are incapable of original
SCORPIO – The deep, passionate, sexual
star sign is nothing more than a revengeful, self-sabotaging,
cruel child – who hides these traits as an adult! This
sign is known to be the emotional (psychic) vampire; draining
anyone who crosses their path. If you interact with one, make
sure that your armor is sturdy, and do not be surprised if
they just spit your bones out! This sign is described as sexual
and deep, but truth be told they are frightened to death of
true intimacy and emotional commitment. To win one over, never
repeat what they say or mimic them, rather, listen attentively,
and never judge.
SAGITTARIUS – The Archer or Hunter
of the star signs. More like a sexual predator – constantly
on the move, running away from responsibility, with a devil-may-care
attitude! They are dreamers and fantasists, believing that
their special artistic talent (huh) will make them famous
some day! The other face that they like to project is the
‘eternal student’, always looking for knowledge.
Do not be taken in by their false philosophies or ‘spiritual’
awareness, it’s just their way of avoiding reality and
self truths. To win one over, although I ask myself ‘why
bother’, remain spontaneous and always have an overnight
bag of goodies available. Remember that this star sign needs
change like others need security.
CAPRICORN – Here we come across the
Mr Spock of the star signs! Never taking a risk or gamble,
never showing their truest emotions (if they possess any),
constantly social climbing and domineering all that lies in
their path. They want to have the highest balcony so they
can spit on the poorer, less ambitious people below. They
are born into a serious world, live in a serious world and
die in a serious world. Unfortunately, this world exists in
another era! Old-fashioned, stuck in a time-warp, and anyone
trying to drag them into the present century will have their
work cut out. To win one over – give them money and
speak purely from logic.
AQUARIUS – Humanitarian and independent
– I think not? Alien, out of touch, and so emotionally
detached, I’m surprised that they have any friends.
If you want to keep one as a pet, devote yourself to them,
serve them as a master/mistress, obey their every whim –
and you will make one very happy. Never, ever try to comprehend
what goes on in their mind, as they are still trying to figure
it out too. It’s easy for this radical sign to find
excuses not to do something and almost impossible for them
to find a reason to do it! These are the signs that you see
in social gatherings who have cornered some poor innocent,
spouting inane/insane ideologies, and generally frightening
a soon to be victim.
PISCES – The caring, sensitive, imaginative
Fishes! Challenged with the shared reality of the world, they
escape into delusional states, projecting their helplessness
for all and sundry to deal with. They love to involve themselves
in a drama, as they think that they are good actors; this
is an avoidance tactic, as without it people would see how
shallow and insubstantial they really are. They need others
to think of them as deep and profound! To win one over, give
them a paint brush, some musical instrument, and a collection
of crystals, and then leave them alone. They will soon run
to you with a crisis!